University Student Chapter of
Young Intolerants
We are the Intolerants.
  • We cannot tolerate views other than our own.
  • We cannot tolerate anyone other than our kind.
 
We are intolerant of:
  • Non-whites
  • Immigrants
  • The unemployed
  • The uneducated
  • The educated
  • Teachers
  • Professors
  • Non-citizens
  • Government employees
  • Low-income people
  • Non-Christians
  • Liberals
  • Moderates
  • The aged
  • Gays and Lesbians
  • Psychiatrists
  • Political appointees
  • Lawyers
  • Brown-eyed people
  • Blonds
  • Bicyclists
  • Geeks
  • Sick people
  • Unmarried parents
  • The handicapped
  • Renters
  • The homeless
  • Anyone else's children
  • Southpaws
  • Taxes
  • Seniors
  • Authority
  • Anyone with an accent
  • Any alleged expert
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Our objective is to:
  • Avoid the above groups.
  • Keep the above groups out of our parties.
  • Keep the above groups out of our games.
  • Keep the above groups out of our neighborhoods.
  • Keep the above groups from getting any help from the government.
  • Keep the above groups from getting anything.
 
Note 1 - Unless it is one of ours.
Note 2 - We are even intolerant of other intolerants.
The University provides facilities and opportunity for each Student Political Chapter to articulate and explain their particular views and encourages civil dialog among students of various perspectives. 
Submitting inputs is strictly optional for the student chapters.
The views expressed by the various student political chapters do not represent the views of the University, nor does the University endorse any of the views so expressed.
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Last updated * 2010-09-26
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