University Student Chapter of
Tea Pah'tiers
We are the Tea Pah'tiers.
  • We love to party.
  • We love to pah'ty.
  • We love to potty.Note 1
     
  • We love to make noise.
  • We love to get excited.
  • We love to excite.
  • We love to trash.
  • We love to pollute the nearby waters.
     
  • We lie to our advantage.
  • We conservatively keep our ultimate agenda a secret.Note 2
  • We are backed by a large bankroll.
  • We do not disclose our financial supporters.
 
Our objective is to :
  • Oust the Party incumbent.
  • Elect our Pah'ty candidate.
 
Our standard operating procedure:
  • Have the biggest Pah'ties.
  • Make the most noise.
  • Pick "Raw-Raw" cheerleaders.
  • Take things out of context.
  • Accuse the administration of supporting "motherhood and apple pie" at despicable taxpayer expense.
  • Exaggerate beyond the extreme.
  • Get the most attention.
  • Claim the largest crowds (even if we have to fake them).
  • Imply facts with large homemade looking signs.

We think some of the best Pah'tiers are:
  • Glenn Beck
  • Sean Hannity
  • Rusty Limbo
  • Pat Buchanan
  • Dick Morris
  • Ann Coulter
  • Bill O'Reilley
  • Rush Limbaugh    
  • Sarah Palin
Note 1 - Party, Pah'ty, Potty - It mostly depends upon your background.
Note 2 - Even from those we get to turn out for our rallies.
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Last updated * 2010-06-11
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