University Student Chapter of
Young Serial-Daters 		"Wednesday,  2025-05-07 - 01:09:02"
We believe in Serial Dating:
  • Always endorse the newest, freshest candidates.
  • Campaign against everyone else.
     
    • Out with the old, in with the new.
    • Get them elected and watch them stew.
     
  • It's not that we believe government is bad,
    just that all the in-office politicians are bad.
  • Politicians become tainted the minute they take office.
     
  • The honeymoon only lasts from election night until taking office.
  • So, get the new into office and promptly move on.
  Our philosophy is:
  • Always be on the lookout for fresh faces.
  • A virgin every time - and party on.
  We support:
  • Perpetual tea parties
  • "Extreme" tea
  • Hanging loose
  We denounce:
  • Whoever is in office.
    (Even if everyone else voted for them.)
  We endorse the activities* of:
  • Glenn Beck
  • Tim Eyeman
  • Mark Williams
  • Sarah Palin**
  • Deborah Johns
  • Sal Russo
  • Joe Wierzbicki
  • Kellen Guida
  • Richard Viguerie
  • Ken Emanuelson
  • Bill Hennessy
  • Sean Hannity
  • Christine O'Donnell
 * May they never run for office.
** (She's OK since she is such a party girl and never completed her term as governer.)
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