University Student Chapter of
Young Pseudo-Capitalists
As Pseudo-Capitalists, we believe in ultra conservative, laissez-faire capitalism and in corporate rights (including property rights) enforced by a constitutionally-limited government. 
We believe that, as a legal "entity," every corporation is entitled to all rights offered by the U.S. Constitution.
  • We believe in the right of every legal entity to be able to say anything they wish, true or not, and as loudly as they want. (Art.I)
  • We claim our right to assemble in any size power group as we desire, discussing anything we desire. (Art.I)
  • We claim our right to do anything not explicitly prohibited by the constitution.
  • We claim our right to not have to do anything not explicitly required by the constitution.
  • We claim our right to fully exploit our property (no matter who or what it is.)
Politically, there are states-rights and federal rights.  In either case, we believe that most rights should be given to public and non-public corporations for the better good of our society.
We support:
  • Industry-created standards
  • Business federations and similar industry alliances
  • Unrestricted access to government representatives to better educate them
  • Government incentives which promote business expansion and profitability
  • Competition in a carefully managed and constrained manner
  • Global operations to utilize lowest cost materials, transportation, and labor
  • Limited Liability at all levels of business
  • Freedom of choice in business associates (employees, suppliers, customers, etc.)
  • Industry consolidation and simplification
  • Uniform pricing of our products and services
  • Areas of industry-coordinated marketing
  • Public-subsidized business infrastructure
  • Privatization of common resources
  • Private development of public lands
We oppose:
  • Corporate or other business taxes (including head taxes, export taxes, import taxes, income taxes)
  • Property taxes on profit-producing property or any property owned by a corporation
  • Government regulations on our businesses, be it
    tobacco, asbestos, cocaine, carbon-products, marijuana, transportation, guns, alcohol, high-interest rate loans and other credit, entertainment, pharmaceuticals, pyramids, sex, gambling, or anything else at which we can make money
  • Price controls and other monetary limits
  • Forced disclosure of ownership, suppliers, customers, and other "associates"
  • Anything that would limit our ability to selectively maximize our profits and growth
  • Competing with other than our "associated" industry peers
  • Unfair competition from organizations with lesser profit motives
We consider the following to be champions of many of of our causes:
  • The Corporate Lobbyist Society of America
  • Chambers of Commerce
  • Those registered Republicans and Democrats with whom we share some mutual goals
  • The Medical Insurance Industry
  • The CCC
  • Rupert Murdock
  • Oil and Gas Industry

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