University Student Chapter of
Mono-color Tea-drinkers
We are the Mono-color Tea-drinkers.Note 1
  • We lie to our advantage.
  • We conservatively keep our ultimate agenda a secret.Note 2
  • We are backed by a large bankroll.
  • We do not disclose our financial supporters.
 
Our standard operating procedure:
  • Make the most noise.
  • Pick "Raw-Raw" cheerleaders.
  • Take things out of context.
  • Accuse the administration of supporting "motherhood and apple pie" at despicable taxpayer expense.
  • Exaggerate beyond the extreme.
  • Get the most attention.
  • Claim the largest crowds (even if we have to fake them).
  • Imply facts with large homemade looking signs.

We cheer those of our color including:
  • Glenn Beck
  • Sean Hannity
  • Rusky Limbo
  • Pat Buchanan
  • Dick Morris
  • Ann Coulter
  • Bill O'Reilley
  • Rush Limbaugh    
  • Sarah Palin
Note 1 - It's not the tea that is monochromatic.
Note 2 - Even from those we get to turn out for our rallies.
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Last updated * 2010-06-11
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