University Student Chapter of
Young Hypocrites 		"Wednesday,  2025-05-07 - 01:28:32"
As Hypocrites we
  • know the best
  • say the best
  • do the best
  • are the best.
  Therefore,
  • Anyone who tries to counter us is dead flat wrong.
     
    If we say we support: Then we will:Note 1
    Better transportation Vote against all transportation bills
    Improved security Vote against all security bills
    Better schools Vote against any aid for education
    More jails Vote against funding prisons
    Safer Streets Vote against funding law enforcement
    Lower taxes Vote for Higher fees,
    less services,
    parks sold to developers,
    etc.
    More services Complain about bigger government
    Affordable housing Vote more building code requirements
    Federal "pork barrel" spending Propose and vote for more earmarks as riders to non-discretionary bills, especially bills promoted by the opposition
    Federal spending Pass laws requiring the States to do things
    Fidelity in marriage Have as many affairs as we can get away with
    Marriage and Family Parade our un-married daughter's child for our personal and political gain
     
    If say we say: Then we will:Note 1
    It is unacceptable for people to refer to people as being "retarded." Endorse co-workers who loudly refer to "retards" as being "retards."
   
Note 1 - FPR
Note 2 - Integrity is saying what we do, and not doing what we say.
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