University Student Chapter of
Crony Capitalists
We are the Crony Capitalists.
  • We want strong capitalism to prevail amongst our cronies.
   
We advocate pure capitalism by:
  • Elimination of taxes on corporations.
  • Elimination of regulation on corporations.
  • Elimination of anti-trust rules.
  • Elimination of labor unions.
  • Elimination of restrictions on corporate entities.
  • Elimination of any transfer of wealth to the poor.
 
Our standard operating procedure:
  • Cry, "Free Enterprise."
  • Cry, "The Flag."
  • Cry, "Motherhood."
  • Cry, "Apple Pie."

We think some of the best Crony Capitalists are:
  • Fortune 500 CEOs
  • Members of Boards of Directors
  • Members of Business Roundtable
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Last updated * 2010-06-11
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